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A person who likes to sing but has a terrible voice.
You're at a Karaoke
"I don't care if I'm Britney No Whitney, but I'm drunk and I'm gonna do this song tonight!"
Annoyed, unhappy, or bored, especially with a situation that has existed for a long time.
I'm fed up with your lie.
He is fed up with this new reality.
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wanna playyyyy
hi I'm (blank) who are you?
hi I'm chucky wanna playyyy
Used by retarded attention-seeking children who think they are famous after receiving a lot of likes on a like-begging comment
Edit: MOM I'M FAMOUS
Commenter: shut the fuck up
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A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.
Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."
person 1: "bro I'm being watched"
person 2: "give their info and then I'll watch him."
person 1: "dude your both a genius and an idiot"
Person 2: "its a gift."