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A grip of old people

A group of old people, usually in packs of 3 to 4.

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

by Scoobdaddy February 8, 2020


The Old 9/11

2 handjobs spaced 17 minutes apart. Partial credit if she wears a burka. Full credit if you yell out 'Allah Akbar' when hitting the stride.

''It's September the 11th Maddie, you know what that means. Time for the old 9/11''

by Bradulf Pittler November 10, 2014


Old farts matter

Do people want to hear old fart tell old stories no you don't what you want what you need into Chuck Berry's face

Old farts matter

by Kingofdick June 9, 2020


do an Old Yeller

To kill a domestic animal for any reason (exposure to rabies, untreatable illness, boredom, etc.)

It pained the family to see the veterinarian do an Old Yeller on their twelve-year-old Labrador, but they knew that its time had come.

by Radicality February 9, 2010


old redford academy

Ratchet school located on W. Outer Drive and Southfield Fwy on Detroit's Westside. New Principal every 6 months but they will give you a half way decent education. Know to accept Renny failures and kids who parent think it's "higher education" (IT AINT)

Cee: What school you go to

Jay: Old Redford Academy

by Somebodyinclassof2016 April 7, 2017


17-Year Old

Most of them are juniors or high school seniors who now drive or are learning to drive. Those who are seniors have the goal of either applying to college or having a job. Senioritis hits on as the 17-year old tires of repetitive high school assignments and gains interest of college, last-time extracurricular activities, as well as partying and sex when the person becomes eighteen.

The typical male 17-year old can only legally hit on other high-schoolers, but is sick of masturbation and basic high-school chicks who still look twelve. Probably lies about his age and sexts through Reddit and Snapchat, but doesn't admit the grand feat to his comrades.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 24, 2022


Old Spice Guy

Also known as 'The Man Your Man Could Smell Like' and played by Isaiah Mustafa, this legendary figure of man was first featured on an Old Spice commercial in February of 2010 that was a huge hit. He was later featured in more Old Spice commercials, but during the days of July 13 and July 14, 2010, the Old Spice Man was taking questions on websites like Digg, Reddit, Twitter, and Facebook, and those who were deemed worthy by his supreme manliness were given a less than a minute answer in a humorous video that was posted on Youtube. For those two days, he dominated the Internet, and continues to on this day, July 15, until probably forever. He enjoys swan diving, monocle smiling, silver fish handcatching, taming whales, being handsome, flattering the ladies, and doing the impossible.

Swan Dive!

I wish I was as handsome as the Old Spice Guy.

Hello ladies.

How are you-fantastic.

You're on a boat with the Man Your Man Could Smell like.

by jflsajfdlkadsf July 15, 2010

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