Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"

hook it up

to match iotems of slothing

"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."

fish hook magic

the ability of a dude to catch & reel in a chick

did you see jim last night? he used his fish hook magic on that girl & bam, in the car.

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in

Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it

post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook

Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.