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While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.
I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank
The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.
Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.
Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!
Wanking to somebodies instagram profile picture.
"Have you seen Emily's profile picture"
"Yeh, might profile wank to it"
Wanks of Penkridge
When something is so rubbish and underwhelming that you instantly presume it came from Penkridge
That tofu wanks of Penkridge
These pills wank of Penkridge
I better get some sleep before my date. I don't want to wank of Penkridge
A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
When someone carefully inserts their yardstick penis into a jar of Peanut Butter and begins to hump it back and forth.
"When I get home, Im gonna do a good PB and Wank"
To masturbate over the proudness of oneself (rather than a sexual fantasy).
I'm so proud of myself for getting this promotion. I'm going to have a great pride wank tonight.