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A rich kid, Republican village in Cincinnati, OH. Even though there are only 2,000 people, they have a small-ass elementary. All the girls(10-17) who live in TP have to have Uggs, TOMS, Sperrys, and are preppy hoes who live off Daddy's money. All the guys(10-17) are lacrosse "bros"(whores) and walk around carrying lacrosse sticks and walking into girls' houses. In TP, it is not acceptable to be anything but a straight, white, Republican family of 4-6 people.
Mariemont kid: Hey, look at all those preppy girls and LAX bros!
Fairfax Kid: Dude, they're all snobby Terrace Park kids.
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An amazing band that is often the victim of moronic hate because they're popular.
Despite the fact that they're a very talented band, 13 year old prepubescent boys who call themselves hardcore can't like them because they've been on TRL.
Prepubescent boy 1 (4:21: hai kenny, im watchin mtv (cuz i had nothin better to do) and linkin park is on!! -covers ears-
Kenny (4:21): Hey, I think that they're pretty good.
Prepubescent boy 2 (4:22): EW WTF U LIKE LINKIN PARK??!!?! THERE TERRIBLE!!!!!!
Kenny (4:22): Um, what makes them terrible?
Prepubescent boy 1 (4:24): ...uh DUHH
Prepubescent boy 2 (4:26): there mainstream
Prepubescent boy 1 (4:27): yah!. neway gotta go headbang to slipknot. peace
Kenny (4:27): o__o'
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Linkin Park is a rock band from Agoura Hills, California. Since their formation in 1996, the band has sold more than fifty million albums and won two Grammys.With their debut album, Hybrid Theory, they achieved mainstream success; the album was certified Diamond by the RIAA in 2005.Their following studio album, Meteora, continued the band's success, topping the Billboard 200’s album charts in 2003, and was followed by extensive touring and charity work around the world.
"Hey You Hear Linkin park's new album?"
"YEAH! THEY ROCK!"
"yeah i know man"
"Amg Leik LINKINPARK ROX MAH SOX"
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The small ass town with nothing to do. The school system is extremely small and is surrounded by some of the biggest school systems in Northern Virginia. There are three types of teenagers: the preps, wannabes, and nerds. Everyone knows everyone and by 12th grade you are dieing to leave this forsaken town.
The hottest girls to ever live here were erica and heydi.
-"Hey, what school do you go to?"
-"Manassas Park High School."
-"Never heard of it."
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Fuck nigga, Dumb as a retarded clown, not remotely funny but insists he is every five minutes. Honestly believes other people are laughing at his jokes when only he is laughing. Tall but only in the neck. Most often found eating sardines while on the toilet backwards naked.
Favorite phrase: "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside of you". #josh parks
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When a female hastily takes out a mans penis and immediately proceeds to give him a blow job so voracious and sloppy that she appears to look like a dinosaur hunting prey,
Man, i've always wanted a blowjob before, but after my girl jurassic parked me last night i'm kinda scared to get one again
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the act of pulling into a parking space as slowly as possible to aggravate surrounding drivers.
The old lady was koala parking, so he honked his horn.
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