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Carnal knowledge of a statue.
One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.
Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.
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Pee rape is where a toilet stalker steals someones pee and sells it to travellers, without their consent.
Toilet stalker: I sell my pee to gypsies.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.
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to force anal sex without consent
to stick your dick in the brown eye with brutal force
sally woudn't have anal sex with me so i butt raped her
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(PROTIP: Not actual rape.)
An act involving three people; one victim and two instigators (let's call them the rapists). The rapists position themselves opposite eachother, with the victim directly between them (the victim can be facing any particular angle, but it is most effective when victim is directly facing one of the rapists). The rapists close in to "sandwich" the victim between them, effectively raping them.
See also the following variants:
Rape pizza
Rape quesadilla
Rape taco
Rape gordita
Rape pretzel
Rape subway
and many others.
JESSE: My my my, look what time it is!
CHARLIE: It looks like...
BOTH: RAPE SANDWICH TIME!
ROBERT: *cries*
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When someone without invitation and against your will performs a full-on-tongues-n-all kiss on you but you are either too surprised/drunk/polite to push them away. The result of which is that you have effectively 'snogged' that person despite never having had any desire to do so.
Eurgh! I was just chatting to that freaky boy with the mono-brow last night when he mouth raped me. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do and before I knew it we'd already snogged.
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a scraggly nasty ass half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn't even know it.
Look at Eric... He TOTALLY has a rape beard- Some Girl
Oh my god! I can't believe he rapes people!- Some other girl
EXAMPLE 2
You are under arrest- Cop
NO! Why? I didn't do anything!- Eric
Woah! I thought that you had just raped that person!- Cop
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The Act of messaging someone over and over against their will.
xXscottXx: hey girl you wanna chat it up with me?
Girlie5: no
xXscottXx: come on, lol, i haven't seen you since you got off the bus.
Girlie5: shutup, stop talking to me.
xXscottXx: shhh it's all good girl. just let it happen...
Girlie5: o-m-g! AIM Rape! *block*
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