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Whens a someone puts an ass right on you face
thanks you fugger I no likes ham sandwich
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The cause of death or potential murder instrument for someone who is weight challenged. As opposed to pretzel, which is the choice of presidential assassins.
Austin Powers: Mama Cass... Dead... Ham Sandwich.
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A bat sandwich is a lightly killed fried bat served on seed bread with mayo and arugula.
As Bosworth bit into his bat sandwich he noticed that the wings were deliciously crunchy.
What a gourmet treat, he thought.
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The act of fucking two Ramm sisters, or one Ramm sister and one Ramm mother at the same time.
The Ramm Sandwich was pretty good for lunch. I want seconds.
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n. A sandwich made up of cheese and bread and any required condiments. v. a nonexistent action.
Dude, I'm gonna go have a cheese sandwich!
Dude, I'm gonna go cheese sandwich!
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1.)When a girl jacks a guy off with a peanut butter & Jelly sandwich.
Omg, my girlfriend gave me the best sloppy sandwich last night. I loved it.
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A sperm sandwich is the act of a man ejaculating between a woman's tits and then eating it. (Spread is optional).
Man 1: Duuude I totally Sperm Sandwiched your sister last night.
Man 2: I wouldnt mind spreading some butter between her slices.
Man 1: Dude this is your sister you sick bastard
Man 2: Yeh but she's well slack.
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