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When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.
Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.
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A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.
Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!
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The act of sitting,squating, or standing over another being, and viciously releasing your bodily fluids more so common fecal matter over the entire body
The two females in two girls 1 cup visually performed sloppy poppy on one another.
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Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night
When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.
My boyfriend was a dick to me last night so I gave him a reverse sloppy jalopy
When a man is taking a girl from behind while that girl is eating out the asshole of another girl who is eating out the asshole of another girl and so on and so on for as long as the dog sled team is to be. It helps if the man has a whip.
I did a Sloppy Dog Sled with the Canadian national curling team last night!
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someone wearing the most hidious pair of chunky out of style shoes.
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