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Squares

Credit card or debit card

Swing your squares

by BossYKTV February 9, 2021


Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.

Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.

by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017


Square

Someone who’s personality it boring and bland

Bro James is a FKIN square

by KenTheZen September 4, 2022


square

a debit or credit card, sometimes associated with online fraud(clicking)

"yo? can you buy me a ticket to that concert, I'll pay you cash. I just don't have squares at the moment."

by the grobber 3000 August 13, 2019


Square

When you haven't pulled (made out with) anyone you're a square

Dude I need to pull someone tonight I'm still a square

by Ya g November 20, 2016


square

(n). Someone who lives in fear of rules that they won't attempt to understand.

My boss is such a square, doesn't make any decisions, that you'd think his job was to relay his own orders from above and I feel like rather going to his boss for help.

by arf79 August 27, 2024


Square

Whatever you think it is. Usually used during a battle of comebacks to confuse you're opponent.

You're such a square.

Man, some square went down at that party last night.

Stop being a square!

by leedleleedleleedlelee February 28, 2011

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