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when someone purchases cotton pajama pants and sleeps in them multiple times (commando styleand not wash them), then procedes to take them, sneeks behind someone and and put their head in the pajama pants
Pajama pants may be substituted with another pantaloon made of a breathing fabric that retains odor, preferably cotton
I snuck up behind my brother and gave him a birthday cap.
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When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.
Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!
Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.
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A native dance with Canadian heritage; where the individual places his/her imaginary bump cap on and then gyrate their hips with some rhythmical arm movements.
Wow where'd you learn those moves bro?
I picked it up when on my gap year, the locals called it the bump cap skank!
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You don't need to go all internet all caps to get your point across. If your logic is sound your point stands on it's merits, not the volume of your voice.
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Erecting one's nipple, with the use of a semi-frozen, thawing piece of shit.
"After he was done, his nips were like the brown, brown caps of a Climate stricken Mountain"
"Yo' Boy got Capped"
-Not to be associated with the Montana Brown Cap reading facility for the homeless
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A hard turd that is wrapped around the edge of the bowl, complimented with soft pudding (diarrhea) in the center which breaks the water line.
After eating six white castles and washing it down with a Thunderbird, I laid down a St. Wenceslaus's Cap. Now fix me a chicken pot pie!
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