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Crack War

One person cracks something and then someone else does. When someone can't crack anything anymore then they're out.
It's like a version of the basketball game of horse.. except cracking.

Mark won the crack war by cracking his fingers, thumbs, back, neck, jaw, toes, ankle, wrists, knees, elbows,and left shoulder.

by Julie S!! June 04, 2005


anti-war

The wrong idea. Only an idiot believes that anti-war is the way to go. Shoot the hippies in the face with a big ass gat

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by ButtholeBob July 15, 2004


Facebook Wars

When two people are not friends on Facebook, yet they take stabs at each other through their status updates, making them public for the other party to see.

Facebook Wars:

Mary Smith: Really hates when people like YOU stalk my page, get a life and quit stalking mine!

Jane Doe: Your life is not THAT interesting for me to stalk, get over yourself!

by Laughing at Everyone January 11, 2012


war fan

also known as "pussy war fan" Usually men, who lacking any direct military expreience, believe war to be a glorious and heroic endeavour.

That rightwingnut asshole Limbaugh is a complete war fan.

by vallehombre June 18, 2011


Shawarma Wars

An armed conflict taking place between two Middle Eastern countries or militant groups, the origin of said conflict typically older than the people fighting in the war itself, and one with minimal significance.

Hey Paul, have you heard about the recent conflict between Stanistan and North Gazreal?”
“Yeah, but I don’t really pick sides when it comes to Shawarma Wars. It’s just more innocent people losing their lives because two governments want to settle things like seventh grade boys.”
“Yeah, I gotta agree. Anyway, wanna go grab some Shelby’s?”
“Hell yeah bro”

by FederalAmmunition October 12, 2023


war doge

A dumb bitch little girl who squeaks over internet novelty aka Titan fall

That kid won't stfu about destiny

"Oh he must be a war doge"

by BoomydaGoat November 21, 2016


road to war

The events leading up to a war

The road to many wars were started by wars decades beforehand. World war two was a result fo World War One, which itself was triggered by the break up of the ottoman empire in the Crimean war.

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004