A very rare creature that doesn’t exit in usyd. Also known as pet, duck, dog or postbox. She is a pet of a mop and also duck or dog that wants to press a red button. If there’s a lara-jones in your life you are considered a luckybone.
Mop: Siri. Call lara-jones.
Siri: Calling boss’s pet.
Mop: Can I press the red button?
Pet: Yes dog.
Lara Jones, also known as “Pet” or “Postbox” that lives in Sydney. Known as the hottest, cutest, kindest and most caring pet in the world. There’re no other living creature that could replace this pet. You are bless to have one in your life if you do.
Mop: lara lara lara jones. You’re gay.
Pet: mopppp. You’re more gay.
Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.
Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!
A Ladies Man from Georgia. He never grew past 5’9 but he is an Incredible Athlete with a great physique. Lightskin with coily hair and seductive eyes that will make you want to stargaze into them. Knew to be goofy and dance a lot but loves to be alone mostly. If you ever meet him, he will positively impact you.
Keria - “I wish I never let Jamicheal Jones leave from my life!”
lolz is an theater kid and has a massive crush on movie kids and loves grapes
oh that zara jones
So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.
Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!
A title which is presented to a person who gets blowjobs frequently, he does not give blowjobs, he receives.
Hey you Billy Jones, can't believe that girl and that other person gave you a blowjob again, what were their names? Cindy and Not a Hoovy?