Random
Source Code
Random
The art of rimming a guys arse Tossed Salad, whilst he Turkey Slaps you around the face.
It was a hot session - Best Turkey Salad I've ever had....
1👍 3👎
One who inserts their fist (and other possible parts of the arm) into very large, loose women.
I was very popular in college, because my daddy taught me how to be a decent turkey stuffer
1👍 3👎
it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.
"I just got my LICENSE!!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"
13👍 117👎
An unknown sex act of questionable ethics and origin, possibly involving an actual turkey.
MLP_Michael was last seen catching the crazy turkey in LindsayTuggLife's bed.
17👍 3👎
(n)
Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.
1. A person who talks about what they don't know.
2. A bull shitter.
3. An insult.
"You jive ass turkey"
"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."
"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
104👍 32👎
Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.
An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"
63👍 18👎
a chic that is trying to get pregnant but doesnt tell the guy shes sleeping with
"What a turkey basting whore"
50👍 14👎