Hafrican-American

A person who is half African-American, half Caucasian.

or

A person who has one Caucasian parent, one African-American parent.

Lyle: "I ain't voting for Obama cus he's black".

Carlton: "No he isn't, he's white".

Al: "He's got a white mom and a black dad".

Jeb: "Well if he's half white, and half black, let's just call him a
Hafrican-American".

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American Picker

someone always messing with their junk.

gosh, Ted is always digging at his junk. What an American Picker.

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blacktino american

Person(s) of an african, latino, decendent living or born in america

"I'am blacktino american, not black, not latino, not american, but all of them in one!"

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irish-american

Once regarded as "white ethnics" by suburban Anglo-Americans, Irish-Americans are the most badass of all AMERICAN demographics. They are more American than they are Irish, but they are more Irish than anyone else in the United States (which makes them better). They are passionate about little actually coming from Ireland, but anything coming from South Boston or Manhattan’s West Side is fucking kickass in their eyes. Kind of like African-Americans with Atlanta or Italian-Americans with New York. They don’t really give a damn about the lifestyles or societies of people living in fucking Kenya or Polermo, they just like Sinatra or 50 cent.

Irish-Americans… or at least Americans who call themselves Irish have given us and have inspired:

-The Dropkick Murphys
-The Westies; a psychotic group of ultra violent career criminals in Hell’s Kitchen that were called one of the most savage organizations in the long history of New York street gangs by Rudolph Guliani
-Whitey Bulger: arguably one the most dishonorable and most impressive mob kingpins in recent history ( he’s second only to Osama on the FBI’s most wanted list)
-James Cagney
-The bad guys in “Last Man Standing”
-the movie and book SLEEPERS
-the movie Mystic River
-The upcoming movie the Departed
-Denis Leary
-One of the main characters in Bullet
-DIRTY FUCKING HARRY CALLAHAN
-The song “Jump Around”
-Jack Dempsy: one of the greatest boxers of all time
-The American street gang
-The drive-by shooting (Mad Dog Coll, look it up!)

-Did you see that crazy Irish guy.
-I assume you are indicating the working-class, green-wearing, intoxicated, obnoxious, loud, humorous, red-faced, quick tempered, American individual who was brawling in that Boston bar called the Shamrock Pub.
-Fine, if I call him an Irish-American guy will you shut the fuck up, you globally-conscious bastard?!?

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american football

i stupid excuse for football. a games where overweight americans wear pads to make themselves look even fatter and bash each other up for a friggon ball.
i'd explain more but its a waste of my time and energy. aussie rules football is way better.

i dont wanna hear about american football.

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American accent

The collective term for all the different American accents, ALL of which generally sound very effeminate/gay compared to accents from other English-speaking countries such as Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Scotland (and most Southern English accents).

Contrary to the general American view of their variety of accents, the rest of the world sees the Southern States accents as usually much less poofy/feminine than most other American accents, although rather annoying to listen to. American dialect is also characterized by faggy outdated words such as "limey".

A: Can you imitate an American accent?

B: Yeah, easy *puts on a gay voice*

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American Idol

Holding a call-in vote as we speak, to decide whether or not this show will stay on the air! Call in and be heard!

Call toll-free 1-888-USA-IDOL
To keep the show on the air, press 1.
To keep the show on the air, press 2.

BAH fuck it all we don't have a say in this. damned corporate ninnies.

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