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I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022


Body count

Penetrative sexual partners

What’s your body count?

by Hjksi January 25, 2025


Body Count

It means how many boyfriends have you had since me?

Mark: What's your body count since we been together?
Anna: I haven't had any other boyfriends except for you

by aasimhanes April 21, 2020


body count

the amount of people that someone has had sex with

boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10

by iloveballs4321 October 11, 2023


Love body slam

Like a regular body slam, but done with lots of love

I love you so much sometimes i wanna give you a love body slam

by That_other_tall_guy September 14, 2022


free body

If you had sex with someone who was a virgin, it does not count towards your body count because it was clean, unfucked, penis/vagina/anus

they were a virgin lol, they were a free body

by anonymously in your mom February 13, 2022


Dick Hard Body

To compare and the the human body to one's vinginal fluids.

Dick Hard Body, Fuck.

by It chinese March 05, 2009