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yeet my glasses

The words Nathalie should of said while transforming

She really said yeet my glasses

by Emilié Agreste’s wifey July 26, 2021


glass purdah

It's a continuation on the glass ceiling/glass closet idea. In eastern westernised societies men and women do come to a party together but segregate themselves in different corners upon arrival. You can see eachother but you can't cross over to meet: The glass purdah rules.

She: Bye now for a while, I've to go to my own side.
He: Look but don't cross, the glass purdah rules!
She: Looking is better than touching and thank god they don't put down a black purdah any more.

by vivauganda June 12, 2011


Boom glass

Boom glass is a sound device which costs megabucks according to Hudson Investigations of Newport Beach, CA. Boom glass is a sound device applied by a person outdoors using a wand to a window of a house, apartment, or building. The sound from within the building is captured and recorded by the person outdoors. In order to counter boom glass recording, place a radio near the window of the room you are in at the time.

A person outdoors recorded the sound from indoors using boom glass.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020


mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.

Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.

by QuacksO October 26, 2020


Glass pussy

Invariably fragile and easy to smash

She’s a fucking mess , glass pussy for sure

by Fingez _dominguez October 9, 2021


Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas June 23, 2015


yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018