brick

A piece of shit.

Guy: Man, this house is brick!
Ignorant Mortgage Guy: Um, yes it is!

Guy: I need to go drop a brick or two. I'll be back.
Guy 2: erm, what?

Brick

Adjective

1. Hot both to the touch and appealing.

2. Hard or Solid.

3. Really good

(This coffee is brick as hell, almost burned by tongue.) (Damn girl you looking hot as bricks) (Thanks for covering for me, You brick asf bro. ) (Bruh this mixtape is effing bricks.) Brick, previously meaning very cold.

Brick

Every wanted to fuck some girl? Well too bad she could be a brick. I’m basically means they don’t get horny lol tough luck.

I was about to fuck my girlfriend until I realized she’s a brick.

Brick

An object that slaves in ancient Egypt were forced to spend their lives making for Pharoah who is an asshole and wouldn't even give them straw. A rectangular baked piece of clay that can be used to build prisons, churches, schools, and the the building you work at doing a job you could live without to pay a mortgage on a house made of bricks that you cannot afford. A handheld computer powerful enough to perform all the calculations necessary to build a rocket and get off this hellride, but is generally used to ruin your life and live in a world where your opinion is always the correct one because of logarithms and bubble butts, so you shut the fuck up and make another brick. A tool for joyless masturbation intellectually, emotionally, politically, spiritually, socially yet not sexually, since real people are getting seriously harmed for weak sauce.

Yo, lemme use your brick, I wanna break my face.

I got drunk and used my brick to get fired from my job by throwing it at my bosses wife. Now, I'm unemployed and I have three girlfriends who all hate me, I used to have a job, a wife and a mistress and the latest, most, rammiest, fastest Phone in the world! I was wrong...just a brick with a picture of my dick .

Brick

Usually used in the Bronx when it’s cold

Example: it’s brick outside man

brick

a random fat/ugly girl that is roaming the streets....

See that bitch over there, she a brick. She makes my dick soft.

Brick

Abdul

Abdul u fucking brick