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When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.
Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.
When you wake someone up by placing your balls in their mouth
Hey bro, I gotta get up early tomorrow, can you give me a 7am Salty Morning?
When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”
“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
I got a feeling that it’s gonna be a wonderful day the sun and sky has a smile on its face and he’s shining a salute to the American race!
Stan:”OH BOY ITS SWELL TO SAAAY”
Roger:Good morning USA AH
GOOD MORNING USA
Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.
Should I call into work sick or not? I have the Sunday morning flu.
When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole