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A recently broken up Christian ska band. Despite the fact that they are Christian there are only a handful of songs about god. Most of the time their songs will just include a few references to god. Most of the time they manage to sing about problems with society and some of the bad things committed in the name of god. Pretty much 95% of their songs are upbeat and they love to make fun of themselves.
I wish I could have gone to see a Five Iron Frenzy show. At least there's Roper.
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the best game of 2022. was made by BebraDev. basically about five nights at pizzeria. 4 middle-schoolers try to escape Saratov.
five nights at bebra is the best game. five nights at bebra is my fav game.
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The act of receiving 5 fingers (usually clenched) directly into the face as a welcoming gesture into a notoriously bad and dangerous neighborhood. This is usually followed up by continous kicking as you fall to the ground.
Frank: Damn bro, it looks like you got mugged! What happened to your face?
Tom: Oh this? I was walking my girlfriend home and three kind gentlemen welcomed me to the neighborhood with a good old fashioned Philadelphia High-Five.
Frank: People these days, so friendly now.
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Is what the discount hookers offered in NYC back in the day!
That ho was a five dolla holla
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A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".
Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.
And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....
Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.
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an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!
"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"
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During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.
Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*
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