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Jordan-Gank

The theory that providing assistance to a losing situation will not improve upon it. It would be better to capitalize on a winning alternative, or to improve one's own situation.

"Has anyone seen our Jungler?"

"Are you winning lane?"

"No?"

" You should never expect a Jordan-Gank"

by JTrollen March 25, 2021


Jordan Gonce

Is a sigma male. Has below average cock. Hits 500 pumps per minute. Is absolutely shit at a lot of things. Attracted to animals.

Hey is Jordan Gonce coming over again?
No he’s busy suckin off his dog

by SiggmaGuy76 December 7, 2021


Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.

Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!

by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024

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Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.

Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.

by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024


Jordan pele

he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g

He is funny like jordan pele

by black pele March 27, 2023


jordan sampath

cool sexy guy with glasses

omg he playes basketball so well, hes such a JORDAN SAMPATH

by ur mother simps for lithu November 7, 2022


lil jordan

Lil Jordan is the most gangster person alive. It would be hard to find someone with more of a hood background. You want him on your side in a fight

Friend: Let’s go fight those jerks.

You: No way bro, they look like lil Jordan’s

by Hawksfan619 January 2, 2019