Oh my hat!

An expression of extreme emotion, used by those who retain the presence of mind to avoid causing offence by saying "Oh my G_d!".

In really difficult circumstances, the variant "Oh. My. Hat." may be used.

(While on a dive for NatGeo, or it may be the BBC, a giant Pacific octopus emerges from under a rock.)

Oh my hat! - check that out!

Oh. My. Hat. I've totally pooped in my wetsuit, dude.

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OH GOD, BILL

The absolute funniest porno ever, EVER uploaded to the internet. Bill lays back as what appears to be a wild warthog rides him screaming "OH GOD, BILL" and screaming like a waterbuffalo getting raped by 1300 pygmies. Guarenteed laughter.

I watched the "OH GOD, BILL" video last night. I laughed so hard that whipped cream came out of my ass.

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oh hell nothing

a way to say “oh hell no” about a whole situation/person

lauren - “that kid sent me nudes last night”

desiree - “oh hell nothing!”

michael - “yeah... OH HELL NOTHING HIS STANK ASS”

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Oh, for Pete's sake

A phrase saying "C'mon! Jeez!". Used when exasperated.

Tommy: Hey, man.

Jim: Hi.

Charles: "Wait up!"(far behind)

Jim and Tommy: "Oh, for Pete's sake!"

Oh Shit Syndrome

A psychological disorder, driven by deep-seated guilt, whereas a person believes they are doing everything wrong and constantly making mistakes.

I’ve been suffering with Oh Shit Syndrome since I was about four or five.

oh-so-convenient

(adjective)

Used to describe anything so convenient at the current time that it defeats the purpose of trying to figure out why it just happened to be there.

As the burglar neared ever closer, Amy grabbed the oh-so-convenient letter opener that for some reason was taped against the wall she was backed up on. Then, she stabbed wildly at him, and he fell to the floor.
With a grin stretching across her face, she drags the body to the well in her backyard (wtf?!) and pushes him in. It was then that we realize that that was no burgler —— that was another of her victims.

The "Oh Shit" Handle

The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.

Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.

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