When a girl does not shave her pubic hair and she has her period and getting it all on her hair, thus making it as crispy as a potato chip.
Rick- Did you hear lisa has a crispy salad
Jabrari- Yea I can hear and smell it from here
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The act of mixing Psilocybin Mushrooms with a salad. Psychedelic alternative to Marijuana edibles.
Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"
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Satan salad is slang for weed/bud, βsatanβ because many people donβt understand the benifits that can come from weed.
Hey dude you got the Satan Salad?
(Or for short) βPass the saladβ
Satan Salad-Weed
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When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.
Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.
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It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.
So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?
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At least five people, all of different skin colour engaging in hardcore gay sex.
Yesterday I had the most amazing fruit salad grandma.
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The act of hitting approximately 8 puff bars of different fruity flavors at once
John: man I gotta take a nicotine break
Jane: yo hit this fruit salad
John: hold my beer...
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