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A pretty cool country with a not-so-cool President. A ton of the population is Christian, lots of guys are obsessed with sports, hunting, and/or racing, lots of fat rednecks, etc. Maybe 85% of the population is made up of intelligent people, while the other 15% includes people like our President. Many other countries bash the U.S., thinking that we're all stupid. Not so. We're pretty dang rich and powerful, but we should donate to, like, the needy. And the environment.
President: Let's go to Iraq because a group of terrorists who blew up some towers say they're from Iraq.
Japanese/British/French/etc. person: The United States of
America sucks! If you're from the U.S. you're an idiot! Your IQ is, like, 10!
Foreign Internet Nerd Hacker Person: i will hack the united states of america!... here we go... aw crap firewalls.
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Really not much better than Grand Rapids Community College and thats not saying mcuh. Its the worst college ever in a shithole town where the most popular place has poverty night just to get people in there.
I cant wait to get out of this shithole town where FSU is.
I cant wait to get out of this shithole town where Ferris State University is.
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1. Really useless public servants that have a job in state government and add no intrinsic value even when executing their duties of office/position, and are likely to contribute to costs due to their incompetence.
They would be less burden to the community if they were on federal unemployment benefits, but instead park their lazy butts in a position in state government way above their retarded abilities. Effectively this is what is called State sponsored welfare.
Particularly endemic within NSW Government, Australia. Think of most high ranking politicians and the ex-premier of NSW (Bob Carr). The cross-city tunnel project, de-salination plant debarkle, introduction of the pokie tax hikes, vendor tax, land tax, sydney bed tax, "code red" conditions in hospitals and numerous other rash ill-informed decisions that have cost NSW hundreds of millions of dollars for very little return.
1. Bob Carr, our premier, is on state sponsored welfare whilst he remains in office.
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The Amercian location in which most people decided to vote for Bush because they care about the community and are smart enouf too understand that the key to having freedom is telling other people what they should and shouldn't not do.
How can you not support the war in Iraq? Our boys are dying for your freedom and safety and oil? It doesn't matter if you don't agree with the terms of war we're in it now so give them your unconditional love and don't think twice about it! I'm not going to sit back and let things like freedom and education get in thee way of what my grandmother told me her interpretation of the bible means. I believe in god and he loves us!
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The best record label known to man:
Underoath
Norma Jean
As Cities Burn
The Chariot
Life In Your Way
August Burns Red
Haste The Day
He Is Legend
Inhale/Exhale
Cry Of The Afflicted
Demon Hunter
Becoming The Archetype
Twelve Gauge Valentine
Oh, Sleeper
Every band on Solid State Records completely pwns you.
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The State Beach Locals, Or SBLs are a group of kids who call themselves rats. The older rats are o.k. guys who usually dont mess with people unless messed with first. the one u really need to worry about are the dirt squirrels. these are kids who like to call themselves rats but arent accepted by their older peers. they are a bunch of posers who attempt to surf and skate to fit in, because they played football but had no natural athletic talent. they say thing like "let's shroup the gnar bro" or"stop being such a mark" they take out their jealousy and anger on the kids they secretly look up to, the jocks. the rats really want to be the jocks but pretend to hate them. they smoke alot of marijuana and some are into other drugs. at night they talk about how they could play football like back in pop warner but their size holds them back. at that point they decide to crash a jock party. they skate around untill they finally have one, then proceed to get their ass kicked by the bigger, faster,and more physicly superior jocks. then they go to someones house and figure out some exscuse on why the got their ass beat or they change the story. then they find the tiny kicker on the football team and fight him with 15 guys.
Rat 1: Hey let's go fight some jocks
Rat 2: Ya rat!!! I saw like three of em down at 37
Rat 1: Alright, we'll need at least thirty of us then
Rat 2: K, I'll call all the state beach rats
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The second place college in Oklahoma. It has low standards for acceptance and boasts an impressive Agriculture and Veterinary program. It is where people that do not get into OU attend.
Person A: I got into Oklahoma State University!
Person B: Who hasn't...?
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