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When a girl licks your asshole without giving you any warning during sex.
There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.
A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket
"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
When you drink a little and end up swallowing your words
My friend, Jacob, had a few beers and ended up with a “fat tongue” tonight— slurring his words and everything…
Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.
Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?
Vertical slit in the center of a tongue, often caused by wide spreading of the tongue during oral intercourse on a female.
Friend 1: "Hey man have you seen her tongue?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "She got that coochie tongue!"
A girl's tongue that is so big, in width and length, that, when used to suck a dick, it resembles a hotdog buns wrapped around a hotdog.
Homeboy #1: Yo did you see that girl's tongue bro!
Homeboy #2: Yeah man! That girl's got a straight up hotdog tongue! You know she gives good head!
Homeboy #1: damn man, you know those blowjobs are high quality!
Going down on a yeasty fanny
Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus