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when someone fucks in their friends bed and leaves the used condom in their pillowcase.
After I piped that thot I left a little gentlemans tip in his room.
When you’re having anal sex and the person receiving shits on your tip
Damn Sarah gave me brown tip last night
A tip-human aka Emil is generally an unwanted person
Emil, you are a fucking tip-human
When you stick any kind of pencil up your asshole, jiggle it around, then flip off your bitch ass gf/bf
Marco did the pencil tip cause his girlfriend is a bitch, bitch
When a hot girl flirts with you just so you give a good tip or when they go ahead and add a tip non consensually.
Drunk Golfer: “Hey I’ll take two purple pies”
Hot Cart girl: “Ok, $10 tip too?”
Drunk Golfer: “Absolutely”
Unknown Bystander: “You’ve been tip raped”
When a customer tips a server at the restaurant with a compliment so that they may leave a smaller than normal monetary tip
server 1: how much did that table tip you?
server 2: 10 percent, but he told me i did a really good job...
server 1: oh man, that sucks he gave you a compliment tip
When you are supposed to have sex on Halloween but you get scared so he only puts his tip in you
Girl “I was supposed to have sex last night, but only put the tip in”
Friend “ girl you got spooky tip”