why do it keep doing that

when nicole TV has a mental breakdown because she can't straighten her hair

why do it keep doing that ! LIKE WHY DO IT KEEP DOING THAAT??! LIKE IM TRYNA FUCK-FUCKIN STRAIGHTEN IT DOWN AND IT KEEP DOING LIKE "WOO" LIKE DAT!!!

why are you spinning me

When someone makes arrangements and they don't go through

why are you spinning me for six days?

Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.

Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

And if you have a minute why don’t we go…

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

WHY THE FUCK NOT

10 person orgy with 9 females and 1 male

Want to WHY THE FUCK NOT

Going Bry-Why

When someone exaggerates some type of military service or military related accomplishment, as a solider, journalist, or otherwise.

Man, I never thought Brian Williams would be the guy going bry-why. Guess I was wrong.