L-I-M-P

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.

Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?

I make kes very rich

Jit needs to SHUT UP fr

I make kes very rich more like fraud

"I am going to SUE you for ACCOUNT FRAUD" - I make kes very rich

Ado what I want

Im ste Sharp Ado what I want

I'm sharpie ado what I want.

I kk

I was too lazy to write I'm gonna kms as a joke so it means I'm gonna kikill (my self). Just a fun mix up

I'm gonna kikill(I kk) myself!!

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

i can game all day

1) it means fuck all day; or,

2) generally do anything all day, which (when you generally do anything all day) usually means fuck all day.

common usage:

girl: "so wha u wanna do? i can game all day"
boy: "idk scout how bout we take em out..."
girl: "when and where but always ben"
boy: yup

i just

you just

person1: woah howd you do that
person2: so technically i just