can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

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Big Black Can

What you take out as the last resort when you have a problem with roaches, flies, and other annoying bugs. One of the vilest-smelling things ever to be produced in laboratories: Raid insecticide.

Dammit, what's with all these bugs around my sink? I think it's time for the Big Black Can!

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trash can liner

prophylactic, rubber

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?

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yes you can

Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.

Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again

Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies

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half a gas can

Sometimes derogatory, but not always, depending on who's saying it (ie; nigger) term for Athabascan Indians, used extensively throughout Alaska & Canada

Is she Atahabascan?

nope, that is 100% halfagascan

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irish trash can

A leprechaun climbs to the top of a rainbow and partakes in a group orgy with a mermaid, centaur and Harry Potter.

Man i got so high last night I swear I was in the center of an Irish Trash Can!

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can you dig it

A phrase used in the song for the movie "Shaft" that was then used for a McDonald's commercial which had Shaq (famous basketball player) in it. As of now, this phrase has been incorporated into Shaq's short but annoying list of phrases such as "Meow" and "Kobe didn't rape that girl".

"SHAAAAAAAAAAQ Can you dig it?"

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