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Alternate way of saying Sandwich, however unlike a "Sandwich", which can mean anything that is placed in-between cooked dough, such as rolls,(ice cream sandwich, Submarine Sandwich, or even the burger), "Samwich" is distinct in that it refers to a sandwich that is made with "at least two slices of bread" often with cold meat; sometimes with lettuce, tomato, and/or cheese.
Though it uses sliced bread it is not always white bread, and can include whole grain or wheat.The bread can be coated with any condiments to enhance flavor& texture, and eaten with or without the crust. Samwiches are a popular lunch food, typically taken to work, school, or picnics as a packed lunch.
Not to be confused with "Samich", an alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'; or "sandwich wrap" which is made with flatbread. Or a manwich which is a Sloppy joe 'burger'.
The Iconic "Ham samwich"
Peanut butter & jelly samwich
Bologna samwich
Roast beef samwich
Club samwich,
Cucumber samwich
Toasted or grilled cheese samwich
English Samwich,
Tuna samwich
and sometimes Egg salad samwich(if it uses sliced bread)
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A misconception of the word sandwich.
I am eating a sandwich made of peanut butter and jelly. But, not a samwich.
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1) When a man (preferably named Sam) stands in between two girls and puts his arms around them
2) When a man (preferably named Sam) stick his meat in between a girl's buns
Whenever Sam went to the club he'd always make himself a samwich. Later he'd take it back to his house and make another hotter samwich.
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Any sandwich of any type, except it HAS to have a large amount of Dijon mustard on it. If there's not a ridiculous amount of Dijon on it, it's not a Samwich.
Aw dude, I ate at Subway and they made me a Samwich. My nose almost exploded! From now on I'm eating at Jimmy Johns.
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A shy, awkward, petite girl named Sam who doesn’t know any better. She’s called Samwich bcuz y not my dude. Samwich is usually a smal gorl for her age and abnormally skinny. She loves going to the movies with peoples and is secretly a unicorn fox. She may like u one sec then break yo nose another sec if u give her bad impression. She’s weird and looks like a geek but it’s oki my dude. She will fall asleep at yo house if you let her lay on yo floor, she can fall asleep easily. Very good at slithering down like a snake at the movies bcuz she has no fackin clue of what goes on. She also fackin loves unicorns, and she’s also a fox but shhh..
Yo hoes it’s not Sam anymore, It’s Samwich ;)
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The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.
Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?
Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?
Biggie: What?
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When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.
Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.
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