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Aidan Strope is a guy who is anti sports and only has Smash Bros, jobs, and his education going for him. He is cool and all but not when it comes to Smash. He likes to do voices to try to copy what other people’s voices sound like at an annoying rate when I play him or he plays against random people online which online sucks ass. He doesn’t understand that sports are powerful and can do very fascinating things in the world. He also doesn’t understand that the power of sports can also change people’s lives. Finally, he has not seen the movie, The Graduate, which is an awesome classic movie and maybe it’s better than Marvel movies and Star Wars.
Aidan the Asian Chinese Strope: *trying to imitate a voice* Hi I’m Luca and I like to play Ivysaur
Aidan: *trying to imitate a voice* Up B, Up B
P.S. Aidan the Asian Chinese is something another Aidan I know finds funny and doesn’t mind it at all when I call him that. Nothing offensive being intended
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When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.
Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.
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Unless you are rich, skinny or extroverted, don’t expect to survive a single day in that school. Their ironic sleeveless uniforms collect armpit sweat and makes almost everyone there have the strongest smell of body odour there could possibly be.
It’s way too competitive and they make fun of people who do worse than them. They also can’t keep other people’s names out of their mouths for no reason and body shame a hell ton.
-: What’s that school that’s full of Chinese, judgmental, entitled, competitive, rude and petty girls again?
~: Are you talking about Singapore Chinese Girls’ School?
.: Yeah, that’s the one!
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When your ass is so big that the burger you just ate can come out as the same size that it went right fruu jår tuuf
Oh holy chinese nigga urban dick chorizo ! That was rad........................!?!
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synonym of Exo’s best song of their ENTIRE discography, formed by 5 divine words « Black » « Pearl » « Rearranged » « Chinese » « version ».
Nugu Attack suppremacists claimed: « Black Pearl Rearranged Chinese Version healed the world and made it a better place. She is a living legend »
- Black Pearl Rearranged Chinese Version outsold Michael Jackson.
- If Jay doesn't end up marrying Black Pearl Rearranged Chinese Version then what's the point?
A school with many e-cigarettes and YPs. Honestly such a let down, especially since we are part of Anglo-Chinese School
Shaun: What school are you from?
Devin: Oh, I'm from Anglo-Chinese School (Barker Road)!
Shaun: Oh...
To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion
He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him
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