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Baby Yoda

Basically Minions for millennials, normies, and people who got in the hype of buying disney plus just to watch The Mandalorian until the show is over and people stop giving their shekels to Disney.

person 1: OMG BABY YODA IS FUCKING ADORABLE AS SHIT!
person 2: IKR I WANT TO HAVE BABY YODA!
person 1: NO I WANT BABY YODA MORE!
person 2: STFU! BABY YODA IS MINE!
person 3: OMG FUCK OFF ABOUT THIS BABY YODA SHIT!

by jojotard53 December 18, 2019

97๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet Baby

A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.

After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.

by Benicio Del Torro April 11, 2009

97๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hoochie Babies

Hoochie Babies are Hoochie Mamas in training but can still be saved before becoming full fledged Hoochie Mamas (which is a point of no return).

Hoochie babies can be saved by either watching 'What not to wear' repeatedly or seeking the advice of fabulous, appropriately clothed women. In extreme cases watching 'What not to wear' in the presence of fabulous, appropriately clothed women may also be necessary.

Blech! Someone send those hoochie babies home and turn on the lights so they can find their pants. Humbug!

by hukra December 1, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby paw

Popularized by the early 90's rap scene, baby paw is a term of endearment used to address a friend or nigga.

"What up baby paw."
"You know, slangin rock and drinkin 40's like it wadn't nuddin'."

by Dana Chaffiotte April 10, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.

I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.

by Rob October 3, 2003

102๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


lil babie

someone who is very cute, or very attractive is known as a lil babie. since a "little baby" is very cute they refer to very attractive people as "lil babies"

dang he fine! He a lil babie!

wassup ma... damn you a lil babie

by kk babez:) December 6, 2008

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apocalypse Baby

Apocalypse babies will be the resulting offspring off all the people who believe that the world will end in 2012 and have end of the world sex. For people who want to be with their loved one "one last time" or just a reason to get laid. And who needs protection when the world is going to end?

Or they have sex celebrating the fact that the world did not, in fact, end, and end up having babies anyways.

So this guy keeps trying to get into my pants saying that it's 'the end of the world'. Ain't no way I'm having his Apocalypse Baby!

Guy 1: Man chicks put out when they think they are going to die!
Guy 2: Careful man, your gonna have like 5 apocalypse babies!
Guy 1: Then let's hope the world actually ends, eh?

by Reedon September 30, 2010

36๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž