An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.
"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"
A child you don't want that rips you off & want to put up for closed adoption but he keeps asking your things so you throw beer bottles at his head.
Born to a transsexual intersex mom specifically.
Get Fucker Bastard away from me, I hate him.
Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard
(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun
Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.
(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):
Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun
If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.
A condition where you have excess skin after a drastic weight loss, like Fat Bastard had when he lost all that weight in the Austin Powers movie.
“Looks like you lost over 100 pounds. Congratulations! But look at all of that excess skin!”
“I know, I got Fat Bastard Syndrome. Getting surgery to remove all of it.”
The most despicable, evil, vile, inhuman, trash, scum of the earth people. Ussualy used by the Pinkerton Detective agency (specifically Agent Kent, Agent Horne and Agent Blakeley) in the late 1800s and early 1900s
Let's get this bastard outlaw
That bastard outlaw is mega gay