having sex with someone you met at camp nobody knows/having sex at camp in general.
Alex got a camp kill this summer
This is the best place in the world everybody wants to be here no matter what jake says there are really cool people there like Charlie, Spencer, and Brett
Brett: Camp Shenandoah is the best camp ever
Charlie: I agree!
A Horrible horror movie franchise about a killer transvestite fuck pretending to be both Jason and Pamela Voorhees in one person.
Guy 1: Hey Shandin, you watch Sleepaway Camp?
Shandin: No, I hate that movie, it couldn't find anything other to do then copy a good horror franchise.
Robert Hiltzik needed to think of something else.
A place where exemplary individuals who are musically inclined go to hone their skills on the traditional instrument called the "piano". It is often a source of embarrassment for those who attend, although they get a great sense of accomplishment out of the great leaps forward they make in their musical talent.
Hey Jeff, wanna go up to the lake today?" "Naw sorry man, I have Piano Camp
Code word for the intended target of a malicious action or other ill-intended deeds.
"Have you told Jeffrey about the free camping yet?"
"I have and I do believe he will be joining us."
The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.
Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.