piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

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Ana Ana Ana Wana CHIP

A little baby asking for a chip while stuttering.

Interlocutor: Bag of chips

Interlocutor 2: "Ana Ana Ana Wana Chip
Interlocutor: STFU!

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get your dick outta' my chips

A way to tell someone that they are being nosy, or are getting in your business and bothering you.

Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"

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You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

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Goes like a Tramp eating a bag of Chips

Referring to women who fuck for Britain.

I hear your wife goes like a Tramp eating a bag of chips!

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white and milk chocolate chip muffin

nick: a particular person who may resemble or taste like a white and milk chocolate chip muffin. who is as cute as one and if science would allow become one permantly :)

nick is my amazing white and milk chocolate chip muffin

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Chip off my shoulder

When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.

Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X

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