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Also known as Cold Palmer or C🧊ld Palmer. The GOAT english midfielder (apart from Lampard). Clear of that fraud Foden and the other fraud Pukayo Paka. Rival fans are obsessed with making "cole palmer without penalties" memes on tiktok. They just haters cause cole is cold
Person 1: Cole Palmer is trash without penalties
Person 2 (chelsea fan): You don't watch Chelsea do you?
The prettiest and Whole hearted gal to exist <3
Heidi cole is great at making life better
a ranga that has no chance of surviving past the age of 21 (both in memory of famous rapper juice wrld, and because he struggles to breath unless it’s the flavoured air stick) also defined with its looks with, a red headed mullet, a short and skinny almost dobby from harry potter like build, and a zesty ass hoodie.
“yo that fella over there is quiet the zeke cole (ezekiel joseph cole)”
An anus who likes to care about everyone else but in the process kills himself even more.
Bro, you are such a Cole Moore.
When my homie Cole does something funny and/or stupid.
Jackson: Do you remember last night when Cole got hammered?
Lawrence: Yeah, and then he stood up and started yodeling on a table?
Jackson: Yeah.
Lawrence: That was a real Cole moment.
When my homie Cole does something stupid and/or funny.
When Cole got hammered and jumped off the roof, that was a real Cole moment
The most humble/best rapper in the world. Also known as a personal therapist and sometimes husband. You most definitely heard his greatest hit ‘No Role Modelz’, if you didn’t it’s because you have no soul :)
Random: Who’s the greatest rapper?
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*