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The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
When you bang a chick in the ass pull out wIth a shit covered dick then continue to stink it in her period pussy.
Last night shaquita was feeling freaky so I gave her the ol rusty corn hole
The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.
I gave her a texas corn husker
When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.
Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.