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Umm if your waiting for the opportunity to kiss your crush boom here it is
tell your homie toy have a crush on them on october 3rd
dude 1 : i have a crush on you dude: 2 WTF BRO dude 1: ITS GAY CRUSH DAY
The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.
Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.
When someone is lying down playing Candy Crush Saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. In some instances it can break someone's nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on Facebook.
"My girl was playing a game of Candy Crush Saga, but it quickly turned into Face Crush Saga. The phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. She freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist."
to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.
"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.
Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!
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When you have a crush on someone but would never actually date them. You might throw stuff at them talk shit about and to them and "flirt" relentlessly but when the other person begins to show actually feelings you bolt. But secretly you will always have a hard core crush on this person
Anna often through erasers at Mike and called him a tool and a loser but secretly had a second grade crush on him but would never let anyone find out.
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