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A 14 day long holiday,ending on the birthday of mosses. Two menorahs are lit for the 14 days and everyone in the family even deceased are brought to sing funeral songs around the Boogiehanachristmaskwanzaboxing Day Venus fly trap. The special food is Black bread, Ginger breads cousin with a soul. Made out of potatoes and you ex girlfriends cum.
Boogiehanachristmaskwanzaboxing Day is awesome
october 21 is marco day… just always make sure “that’s it!”-MC
call a marco today tell him his hair looks great ask about emily and that’s it!
things to say to marco on marco day!
“wow look at his hair, that’s it!”
“marco must curl his hair bc that rly is it!”
“aw look at marco and emily that is it!”
A Thanksgiving party hosted by those that think twerking is still a thing.
Zach: Yo, Jill. Wanna come to Twerky Day at my house before you head out of town?
Jill: Hell no, twerking is dead.
Wagon day is an international holiday celebrated on September 30th, 2037. This international holiday was created by our beloved Eret.
"Hey! Who made Wagon Day?"
"Oh that was Eret!"
On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.
Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.
Catboy Day Is the day where Catboys and people alike celebrate the day Catboy & Co. was founded.
Catboy & Co. was founded in April 2021 by PhotonSP and it’s current COO, qvioa, manages global Catboy Operations.
Catboy & Co. was founded to make the entire world Catboys by 2022 by using 5G waves to Implement the Catboy Atoms into the body, these waves are beamed via Photon Satellites launched from the Electron Rocket by Rocket Lab
Symptoms found on Catboy Day are listed as:
Playing games with photon
Praising photon
Being enslaved by photon
Sent to space by the Ultraviolet Rocket from Photon Space Agency
Person 1 “ Today is catboy day! “
Person 2 “ I AM HAVING CONVULSIONS OF THE AMOUNT OF EXCIMENT IM CONSUMING
A day where a group of friends have no mercy when it comes to slapping each other’s ass. The whole day is a free for all to smack as hard as possible. The goal is to leave hand prints. Leggings must be worn. The whole day participants are on edge. Points can be tallied at the end.
Person 1:“Tmr seems kinda boring, what should we do?”
Person 2 :“ no clue... hey! What about a no mercy day!”
Person 3: “I’m so down!!”
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