(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"
When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.
A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages
"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"
"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"
Playing dance dance revolution too much.
I plopped my dong, now im tired.
Known as the most perfect human on earth and has the most perfect body.
“Wow! Dong Yi is the most perfect beautiful human on earth!”
Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.
Mary: Goddang Dong Yi you’re one sexy beast… wish I could have you by my side!
Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.
Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
When a man wearing ill fitting undergarments inadvertently or on purpose exposes a portion of his penis, testicles, or combination of both
Did you see that old man in the speedo he was flashing some serious side dong.