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When you throw away fast food garbage already in your car, while you're actually going through the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant, in order to make room for fast food that you just ordered or received at ANOTHER fast food restaurant.
Often the immediate need derives from having to throw-away 32-oz. cups to make room in the cupholders for new carbonated beverages. But the need also derives secondarily from having to throw-away day-old (or week-old) bags of fast food on your passenger seat, floorboard, or backseat that are making your vehicle aromatic with the scent of remnants of quarter-pounders, supreme burritos, or buckets of chicken.
When I was going through the drive-thru of Taco Bell on Monday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do to get rid of my bags of McDonald's from Friday.
The next day on Tuesday at the Burger King drive-thru, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do again to get rid of the Taco Bell garbage.
On Wednesday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do to get rid of my Burger King garbage to make room for my Wendy's #2 combo.
On Thursday, I had to do the Fast Food Drive-Thru Dump-a-Do and get rid of the Wendy's trash to make room for my KFC.
Friday I took off sick and ate Ramen noodles at home.
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May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.
A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.
Referring to someones inability to do something.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.
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A term used to describe when bestiality is performed on a stray dog that has some kind of anal disease that makes things all the more stickier. Normally, this occurs on the streets of San Francisco when a homeless man encounters a dog and is bored.
That was the messiest San Francisco Pile Driving Sloppy Joe EVAR!
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Unlike throwing a hotdog down a hallway which means u banged a really loose chick, "Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway" means that u had penetration problems or she was just really tight
For example my cousin was unable to bang his girlfriend because she was to tite so that situation would be described as Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway
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A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.
"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."
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