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(Noun) - the process of elaborate, underhanded, yet whimsical deceit of an unwitting stranger, usually emphasizing the use of telecommunication devices and web-based social networking forums and/or media platforms. The Sandy Effect cannot be borne through malicious intent, only through the serendipitous collision of an unsuspecting victim and an unsuspecting "Sandy."
Person 1: Did you hear about Stacey? She wasted the whole week texting some random guy who she thought was her TA.
Person 2: Oh snap, no way! Another victim of "The Sandy Effect"...
The act of fast paced and rapid anal pleasure, then a sudden removal of the penis (or other tool) from the anus. The outcomes are usually rather spectacular, as shit literally hits the fan (and everything else in its path).
Usually best enjoyed with 2 or more people.
Frank: Hey man, I heard your wife let you try anal with her the other night. How'd it go?
Dave: I pulled out too fast, and shit went flying everywhere, last time I try that..
Frank: aahh, the Plunger Effect
When you see a commercial so many times, you start to hate the product even if you used to be an avid fan before.
Hulu typically displays the same ads to people for 2-3 weeks in a row, making it's viewers go insane.
"I have seen the same Toyota ad so many times on Hulu that I wish all Toyotas would explode."
"It's the HULU Effect!"
When you hit less than 1% Commission Accrual accuracy.
H: How did you finish Quarter End in Commissions?
I: It was so good we finished less than 1% accuracy
H: How did you do it?
I: The Tolik Effect.
When a girlfriend smothers and subjugates her boyfriend by taking the roll of his mother. Leaving the boyfriend to act like a child and grow immature. The boyfriend then is often found craving the attention of the "mother" (girlfriend) causing a dependent and unhealthy relationship.
Because Hannah has used "The Mother Effect" on her lover John, he has become a man-child.
when something seems good, and then something comes along and ruins it.
I heard a song that actually sounded pretty good, and then Pitbull started rapping. Damn Pitbull Effect.
The effect that happens in a situation where an innocent bystander is accused and punished for committing an action or crime that they did not make because the real perpetrator is too famous or essential to be punished.
This is referenced by the infamous incident where an episode of Pokémon was aired in Japan and gave numerous kids seizures due to rapidly flashing lights, caused by an attack from Pikachu. Since Pikachu was and still is the poster boy for the Pokémon franchise, Porygon, the starring Pokémon of the episode, was blamed and punished instead despite not being responsible for it.
Person 1: Why am I being punished for something I didn't do? It was clearly Jimmy's fault!
Person 2: It's the Porygon Effect; Jimmy's too important to be punished.