When you've watched so much family guy that your internal monologue is stuck as the voices for the characters. Extra points if it's cleveland.
-"I can't sleep."
"Why not?"
-"I have family guy-tis. all I can hear are the family guy characters"
The phenomenon where family members cannot see each other as attractive even if others outside the family do see one or more of that family as attractive.
So, your drunken college buddy says to you, yo sister lookin fine bro , and then before you swing you think to yourself wtf my sister isn’t good looking? That’s family ugly.
A group of people who are so unbearable that they cannot make any other friends. usually the group consists of 2 boys and 2 girls. they boys in the group are probably very gross and are very lucky to have the 2 girls in their lives.
person 1: damn look at that group of nobodies!
person 2: that’s the elite family!
A family insult is a insult in which needs a type of family member include starting with " Ur " then follows up with a family member. A example for this will be shown on the bottom. * Note * Saying these will help you radiate virgin energy
/Beta Variants Below\
- Ur mom
- Ur dad
- Ur uncle
- Ur aunt
- Ur grandma
- Ur grandpa
/Delta Variants Below\
- Ur family tree
- Ur ancestors
- Ur cousin
- Ur nephew
And I think thats all.
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur mom felt good eating my dick "
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur dad felt good eating my dick "
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur cousin felt good eating my dick "
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur uncle felt good eating my dick "
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur family tree felt good eating my dick "
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur aunt felt good eating my dick "
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur grandma felt good eating my dick "
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur grandpa felt good eating my dick "
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur nephew felt good eating my dick "
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "
" Ur ancestor felt good eating my dick "
Are all the type of Family Insults <---- ( coulda thought of a better name :(
a group of friends that everyone hates.
all the people in this family have different interests, but somehow became friends.
7sh time
did you see what one of the girls in disfuctional family did??
yea dude! thats the Michael Jackson fall!!
The family you are somewhat ashamed of but would rather be hanging with
I wish I could've gone to drink with my side family but my main family was having a dinner
Assuming that a reference is funny just because it is a reference.
"this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"