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When you’re hanging with your buddy at an olive garden and proceed to shove every single breadstick into their anus and pull them out and eat every single one
Person 1: Why was Dylan so happy last night
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special
When you're fucking a girl in the ass while pulling her hair and yell another girls name and see how long you can hold on before she throws you off.
Last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and pulled the Italian bull
A person of or accused of having Italian ethnicity that is also really smol
That Nate is such a smol Italian, look at that classical Italian ramen noodles
The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.
Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.
During the act of oral sex, the one giving head suddenly yells “mama mia!” And performs a death roll on the males dick, while keeping it in their mouth. The one receiving head must recite a passage from an italian cookbook, specifically one about spaghetti or pasta.
Person1: yo dude how did it go with stacy last night?
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!
When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine
I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.
Grabbing a large ball of flacid pizza dough and whipping someone in the face with it.
Don't cross me, else I'll hot you with an Italian whippa snippa.