tongue job

a tongue job (TJ) is when a woman pleasures a man's penis with only their tongue. If penis touches lip or cheek, it has now become a blow job.

Guy #1:Did you see H-Money doin' work on that mans dick?
Guy #2: Ya, i don't think his cock ever touched the inside of his mouth.
Guy #3: Ya, they call that a tongue job.

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Bland Job

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

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Love job

A love job:
similar to a blow job
but with more love

A love job calls you the next day. It shows up with breakfast and chocolates. And flowers.

Betty gave me a love job.

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tit job

When you place your penis in between a womans breasts and act like your fucking them. Usually they are oiled, soapy, etc.

Dude, look at them knockers, I wouldn't mind a tit job from her!!

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santa job

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.

"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.

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Hand job

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!

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rim job

using your tongue to fondle the outside (and inside) of your partner's clean ass hole in a circular or lapping motion

The hot bi-curious 22 year old guy first freaked but then moaned with pleasure when I gave him my famous 15 minute rim job.

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