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Swaggy Kevin

A Kevin who likes to act like he has a lot of swag but really he is just a giant tool. He puts too much gel in his hair and probably has a tattoo that might as well say "douche canoe" instead of whatever it actually is.

Person 1: Check out Swaggy Kevin!
Person 2: I know. I bet he has 'douche' tattooed on his penis.
Person 1: Yeah, too bad he is too fat to see it!

by VisibleKitten June 27, 2014


Kevin Moreno

Kevin, kevin, kevin. Where do I start? This guy seriously has a heart of gold and I wouldn't trade him for the world. Seriously a person I feel comfortable around and having a friend like him can really make the day better sometimes. He's soft, but he's tough. He has so much potential, and his creativity level is insane. I really hope he never changes. Whoever his soulmate is out there, they better know they are so, SO lucky to have someone like him in their life, because as his friend, I know I feel I lucky. I would sacrifice my life just so he could continue his. I love the guy, he's a total goofball. His smile is adorable, his eyes sparkle, and his hair is SO FLUFFFFFYYY. When I first met him, I knew him as the nice kid in my third grade class. Little did I know I was going to be building a friendship to last a lifetime. His personality is AMAZING, his kindness can brighten your whole day. He's a pretty decent hugger, not gonna lie. He's someone you can talk to for hours without getting even a little bored. He deserves the world and I can't wait to see what he does in his future. Whatever he decides to do in the near future, I know it'll be amazing to witness. Stay awesome, and happy birthday Kev.

Person 1: Who's that kid coming our way?
Person 2: Ohh, that's Kevin Moreno
EVERYONE AT ONCE: WE LIKE KEVIN

by The Nerd~ May 24, 2021


Pulling a Kevin

When you are so disgustingly unprepared for everything. No matter how many times you are told to do something you wait till the very last minute and usually end up letting down friends.

Man I told Jason to meet me to eat when I got out of work at 7. It's 7:30 and he's barely leaving his house. He's pulling a Kevin.

by Obi-Juan Ginobili April 26, 2016


garbage kevin

A garbage kid with glasses that swears he is better than everyone at videogames but in reality is the worst player in this universe.

anyone named kevin with glasses aka GARBAGE KEVIN

by dirtiest of the dans January 21, 2014


Pull a Kevin

The phrase "pull a kevin" was officially made by @PanzerAce_HMS mere minutes ago, its defined as dissappearing randomly with or without intent, its origns date back to the United States in the 2000s and was willed into a phrase by the most handsome and legendary robloxian, PanzerAce_HMS

Hey, that guy just pulled a kevin!
Did he just pull a kevin?

by Omnione2775 January 28, 2021


Kevin the minion

The greatest minion ever

But unfortunately he's gru's slave

#letkevinbefree

Today I met Kevin the minion

by WHYCROCCY May 23, 2018


KEVIN KING

A tall lightskin that is good at videogames

Is that a KEVIN KING over there?

by Lightskinman April 23, 2020