Social Ninja

Somone who avoids contact, or in any way of communication, usually very arrogant and stuck up. No matter what evidence is put in front of them (when theyre actually talking) they will just snicker in your face and say that "my word is the law of nature" and try to use your words against you. Usually theyre worthless. Very smart but with no common sense or manners. Friends are scarce.

Zach is a social ninja, and a nerd

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white ninja

Quite possibly one of the greatest web comics EVER! Cheaply drawn, but it adds to it. Funny beyond a doubt, excellent through and through.

If you don't like white ninja, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

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Script-Ninja

Someone that knows how to properly write kick ass scripts in GemStone IV, to be a Script Ninja, you must know how to write a proper script, and being able to use counters save variables, and the LabelError feature.

J Tech just wrote this kick ass pooka hunting script for me, that kinda skill is only that of a Script Ninja.

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Ninja Salmon

A cyclist riding against the flow of traffic with no reflective clothing or lights especially at night.

Justin broke his collarbone because he collided with a ninja salmon that was riding towards him in the bike lane.

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ninja toots

Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.

I hope that hot guy didn't smell my ninja toots this morning.

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ninja splatter

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

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Ninja Box

The act of waiting outside someones parked car to see if they leave their car open. If they do you run in after they leave, then you hot box there car. When they come back they'll think ninjas did it.

:Ay yo you here about those kids that ninja boxed my car?
:Yeah Fool those kids are from the swabbage patch kids they be keeping it treal dog.

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