when the ugly main character fucks the apple pie
In American Pie, the ugly main character fucks the apple pie.
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The act of cooling your genitals with two Ziploc bags full of ice before having sex, so the first contact is frosty and unsuspecting.
I went out with this girl, had a couple drinks, then we went back to my place, ba da bing ba da boom, gave her the Eskimo Pie.
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to kick someone in the shins with great force unexpectedly.
next time I'm just gonna pie-kick 'em!
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A rarely utilized yet hilarious slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms, or shrooms. Derived from the feeling of separation from mental and physical being during peak onset of the herb.
Dude remember the first time we tried moon pies and though we stumbled upon bowser's castle from super mario but it was just an old church? That was nuts.
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A girl who wipes back to front and leaves crusties (feces and toilet paper)on her menstruating vagina. Abbreviation: Shep
I ate some Shepards Pie last night and it was good.
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