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I was ran out of business by the long nosed one.
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A sarcastic euphemism for going to drop a deuce, have a private conversation, or simply jet from a situation (typically a table).
(At a restaurant)
Man on date: The dividends on my Facebook stock payed my dues for the swingers club this year.
Woman on date: Excuse me, I'm going to go powder my nose.
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Receiving a formal blow job and hand job from the truck of an African elephant.
Upon entering Africa, Jon and Eric were on a safari when they heard from a local about a mysterious sexual fantasy; the elusive African nose Job.
Shortly after, Jon and Eric were balls deep in an elephants trunk getting an African Nose job, and everyone knows that an elephant and loves a good nut.
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When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.
Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.
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This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
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The act of eating a girls ass and plowing her pussy with your nose. Usually only Jewish men can accomplish this because of the size of their nose.
Tiffany liked the Jewish Nose Job I gave her.
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A very painfullsport in china or japan. it is used as our type of olympics. it is when you put a rubberband on your nose and pull 'till the other one gives up.
The two women faces are crushed becuase they are in the nose pull.
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