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A town with a pretty decent public engineering school and no drive-thrus.
1. Poor SLO people, thinking their eng program is as good as UCSDs.
2. I want to go to San Luis Obispo for their sweet Mardi Gras, too bad there're no drive-thrus.
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The Most ghetto tourist attraction ever, take your kids to see the 15+ strip clubs and the graffitied and burn down RVs, the people are druggies with babies.
Parent: Hey Kid wanna go to old town san diego
kid: Sure
*arrives at old town*
Kid: Daddy what is a hoe?
Parent: Where did hear that?
Kid: That purple guy over there
*points at a pimp*
two guys are making, in the "doggy style" position out while being buttfucked. It takes four people to make a san fran bridge
the San Fran bridge is for queers
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A perfectly gorgeous, yet underendowed woman. (Derived probably from Keats\'s poem, Belle Dame Sans Merci.)
Penelope was a classic belle dame sans tetons: a face like an angel turned model, but with an amazingly unremarkable figure.
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The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.
I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.
Homeless people who defacate on the street in the middle of the night leaving large piles which must be minded else those new Bruno Maglis or that fresh petticure won't be that new or fresh.
Newbie: I really love this new job, but walking here from the ferry, I surprised how many St. Bernards there are in the city and how few of their owners clean up after them.
Veteran: San Francisco St. Bernards? No, that's just homeless output.
Kissing someone while they're taking a shit.
Stan: I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Roger: Go give him a kiss while he's fartin' one out. Go give him a San Diego Thank You.
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