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Emily is the definition of a SIMP. She likes to go for noodle head looking boys who are addicted to nicotine. All Emily’s need a reality check to stop simping for these boys who are not IT.
Wow simp Emily is back at it again.
When a simp is flirting with a random girl on discord and she nopes the fuck out of the VC.
“Haha- hey Redacted Username aha I like girls who play guitar”
“Bro wtf-“
“Uhhhh dude.....ummm”
“Haha it’s fine man you kinda cute-“
*Discord left chat noise*
“I-“
“Ha- seems we had a Simp runner amongst us-“
“Don’t worry man I would’ve left too”
*The sound of everyone in the voice chat laughing at his pitiful attempt as flirting with a girl he will probably never meet in his life echo and infiltrate this poor mans heart as he searches far and wide for the perfect waifu*
A type of music sung from a male point of view, generally falling in the "easy listening" genre, whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life is to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life was when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life is now that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life was UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 5) How one will do anything it takes to keep a current romantic partner. Almost any song from the band "Air Supply" epitomizes this.
I know she dumped you, but listening to that simp rock is just going to make you feel worse! (OR) Hey! I know that you're excited about your new woman, but don't go singing that simp rock to her.
One who hits on their friends to draw attention, allowing others to flirt, so a simp can be found.
I am simp bait so Rio can find a simp.
The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox